Wednesday, March 07, 2007
Old Heros Must Die, for the Good of the State
Today, an icon will fall from the stars.
That's ok. The captain just did not fit in our multi-cultural, multi-national multi-ethnic world.
We have a new hero, in America. With a wave of his mighty hand, he will right all of the wrongs in our fat, decadent, overindulged society. Soon we will be basking in the glory of the new totalitarianism of free markets, unfettered by free speech and individuality.
All hail General Mao, the new hero of the political left.
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Truth, Justice, and all that stuff.
I am currently standing in line for some General Mao's Chicken!
Good-bye Captain, you Aryan oppressor.
Long live multiculturalism!!!
Your adoring public is awaiting your next post.
fm - Whew. I thought you were about to make a big mistake.
wyatt - How sweet it is.
CUG - I'm sorry my blogging has suffered. Thanks for your continued loyalty.
The Captain Lives....
Alright, Captain!
I hope things are going well for you.
Thanks, FIAR. Things are beginning to moderate.
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