Wednesday, November 04, 2009

National Grid's Nosy Green Bull Feces

I pay my bills, like everybody else, on time and in full. The last thing I need is an obnoxious, nosy company, gathering statistics, to compare me to my neighbors and sending me a guilt mongering letter about it, with the word YOU in bold.

Two of my three nearest neighbors are often absent. One for months at a stretch. There is no way there are 100 homes nearby, as small as mine.

So, National Grid, go shove your letter up the backside of the moronic teenage zit factory that is programming your green campaign.


Chris C said...

No see what they do is send the same thing to everyone. Then all the customers think they waste tons of energy and begin using less.

And since all the customers think they are energy hogs National Grid can raise their rates and claim increase in usage as the reason and nobody will complain.

cbullitt said...

I say we take off and nuke 'em from orbit--only way to be sure.

Insolublog said...

chris c - I intend to query my neighbors on this one.

cbullit - It might be more fun to plant a nest of brutal, advanced, sentient parasites in the middle of their plant. Oh wait... those critters are busy running the federal government. Never mind.

miriam said...

I intend to use as much energy as I please, and be damned to the neighbors. If they want to cower in their hovels wrapped in blankets and reading by candlelight, hat leaves more electricity for me.

Insolublog said...

They just sent me another one. I used it to catch a hairball, spewing from my cat. She (and my rug) appreciated it.