Monday, February 13, 2006
Hail to the Commander in Grief
Recently, much of the hard propaganda toil and labor, generated by our party and our good loyal friends in the MSM, has been compromised by all of this ridiculous coverage of righteous Muslims, who have been mortally insulted by insensitive cartoonists, defaming their religious symbols.
We must make sure we do not relent in our mission to expose the real evil power in this world, George W. Bush. Remember friends, his android minions in the SCOTUS took your true president away from you in 2000.
We have a golden opportunity here, my fellow Americans. While our Arab brothers are still expressing their anger, over the heinous insult to their revered prophet, we have a chance to turn some of that rage our way, by properly timing the delivery of my 'apology' (wink and nod) to the Arab world, and the expose',by one of our independent news sources, of evil British soldiers, beating powerless Iraqi youths. How can we not pity these poor starving, weedy waifs, who's only crime was delivering baskets of falafel, C4, hookup wire and duct tape, to grandma's house.
So, my fellow Democrats, we must make sure the evil emperor Bush loses this war on terror, by aiding our Arab brothers. We must turn Allah's magnifying glass to Washington, focus the brilliant light of Arab rage on the administration, and watch as Bush Rove and Cheney scurry out like burning ants. This is a global war on terror; The terror of this administration.
Your brother in arms,
President Al Gore