Monday, February 13, 2006

Hail to the Commander in Grief


Friends,

Recently, much of the hard propaganda toil and labor, generated by our party and our good loyal friends in the MSM, has been compromised by all of this ridiculous coverage of righteous Muslims, who have been mortally insulted by insensitive cartoonists, defaming their religious symbols.



We must make sure we do not relent in our mission to expose the real evil power in this world, George W. Bush. Remember friends, his android minions in the SCOTUS took your true president away from you in 2000.

We have a golden opportunity here, my fellow Americans. While our Arab brothers are still expressing their anger, over the heinous insult to their revered prophet, we have a chance to turn some of that rage our way, by properly timing the delivery of my 'apology' (wink and nod) to the Arab world, and the expose',by one of our independent news sources, of evil British soldiers, beating powerless Iraqi youths. How can we not pity these poor starving, weedy waifs, who's only crime was delivering baskets of falafel, C4, hookup wire and duct tape, to grandma's house.

So, my fellow Democrats, we must make sure the evil emperor Bush loses this war on terror, by aiding our Arab brothers. We must turn Allah's magnifying glass to Washington, focus the brilliant light of Arab rage on the administration, and watch as Bush Rove and Cheney scurry out like burning ants. This is a global war on terror; The terror of this administration.

Your brother in arms,
President Al Gore

8 comments:

Ssssteve said...

Great satire!!! the only problem I see is that this letter is probably alot like one that lunatic would send out!!

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

You scare me sometimes, Insol. ;)

That's a good thing...

Dr. Phat Tony said...
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FIAR said...

Your depiction of Algore seems unrealistic.

He's far too calm and rational.

Insolublog said...

Ssssteve - As CUG says, isn't that scary?

CUG - The only thing you have to fear...

DPT - Tried the link. It was broken.

FIAR - Now, this all depends on what part of the bipolar cycle you sample Al from, in any given day. I just happened to catch him on a day when he didn't have three weeks of stubble, bulging eyes and rabid foam sputtering from his lips.

FIAR said...

Hmm. I'll take that into consideration, and get back to you on it.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

That's because I'm a moron that forgets what the last thing he copied was. Here is the link.

Insolublog said...

FIAR - Keep in mind, he's not any less psycho. He just puts a fresh layer of plastic wrap over his psychosis every once in a while.

DPT - Ooh. I wish I had that that data, when I 'discovered' Al's presidential address.