Saturday, July 08, 2006

Shooting Blanks

I wonder if Kim is suffering from some Freudian delusion, driven by violent repressed, impotence and/or homosexual denial.

I wonder if he is engaging in projection, as is evidenced by an unhealthy fascination with metal cylinders called Taepodong-2.

One thing is for sure. After seven tries, he still can't get anything up.
There are those on the left who still insist on putting a rational face on this maniac. Of course, I still remember back in November of 2005, when red North Koreans ran Christian church leaders over with steam rollers, in front of fainting crowds.

I guess that event was not on the Ted Turner tour.

Everybody seems so concerned about North Korea's ability to hit the U.S. or Japan. They do not even need to make it that far. They could airburst a nuke over Taiwan or the Phillipines, which would take out a large chunk of the U.S. high tech economy, which heavily relies on the region for electronic fabrication.

I am sure the Chinese would be crying over the pile of money they would make, as U.S. interests desperately shift production over to the red mainland. I am sure they would poo-poo our concerns about stolen intellectual property. No doubt they would reward the little bastard with a state parade, and a large supply of Western movies on stolen DVDs.

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4 comments:

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

If he actually does hit something, it will be interesting to see how the left will rise to his defense, and somehow (I'm sure) blame Bush and the US.

SeanS said...

If he gives up hope, then I won't have anyone to make the fissionable material I need for my home reactor.

C'mon Kim, if at first you don't succeed...

fmragtops said...

If he succeeds, I'll be soooo pissed. C'mon, a missle called a "dong" falls into the sea after only being up 30 seconds! Where else are you gonna get so much material from one event? The uses in the area of double-entendre are endless. Besides, there's something cool about the word, "double-entendre."

Insolublog said...

CUG - Of course! It must be the fact that we didn't send that vision of beauty, Madeline Albright, back to her Asian lover.

Seans - E-Bay and Lybian liquidation sale. What else can I say?

fm - If he succeeds, we might need some Team America justice.