Thursday, November 09, 2006

Swine flesh for the Masses

FIAR seems to be wrapped in crisp delicious Bacon!® lately.

The only way to answer this cry for help, is with some video therapy. Alright... this about FIAR questioning my sexual orientation, because I drink Fresca. Hey. It's the light citrus taste, that doesn't in any way imply your gay. I'm sure I saw that in the supermarket kiosk.





FMRagtops has a story about how all that earmarking, you know, bringing home the Bacon!®, that the Republicans did. Well, it got them into trouble with the trans-fat free loving RINO's and Democrats. It added so much pork to the conservative base that they sat on the couch watching Oprah on election day.

Now we are all going to get our cholesterol lowered the hard way.

You remember when your parents made you smoke the whole pack, just to make you sick of cigarettes? Well...




Now there's a pair of Bacon-Mongers, replete with a cannibal mascot!

This one is for Wyatt and RT






BTW, Wyatt is having a politically free Q&A. Sounds like a good idea. So, read my political drivel below, then go to Wyatt for relief.

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12 comments:

fmragtops said...

Trey Parker and Matt Stone are freakin' geniuses.

RT said...

That was funny!

I wonder if Macon knew the bacon was his papa? Bacon grease pudding....yummay!

Insolublog said...

The more I watch the second video, the more I want some of that casserole. With a nice icy Fresca of course!

Bacon! a capite ad calcem.

FIAR said...

Genius! Pure Genius!

I wasn't questioning your sexual orientation. I was implying that the long term effect of continued use is turning gay. That's why I asked, "Doesn't Fresca make you gay?" As opposed to, "Doesn't drinking Fresca mean you're gay?"

Although, it does seem that your use of the product is habitual...

Insolublog said...

So, what's the best non-alcoholic, sugar free hetero-brew, to save me from the rainbow coalition? Ginger Ale? (At least it has Ale in the name) Milk and/or Bacon grease are a little over the top.

RT said...

Home brewed, unsweetened iced tea...hits the spot every time. You can say you brew your own.

Pandy said...

Sparky loves Fresca. Lots. Last I checked, he wasn't remotely gay.

I suppose if he turns gay, at least he'll stop making me pregnant so often.

Insolublog said...

Alright! Our first witness for the defense!

fmragtops said...

I don't know, Fresca still seems to possess much inherent gayness.

Insolublog said...

Ok, Perry Mason, what's the corroborating evidence for the prosecution? I'll yield on the point that the name Fresca sounds gay.

fmragtops said...

Well, for one thing, it's fruit flavored. FRUIT FLAVORED!!! Second, just look at the Fresca Website If that's not gay, I don't know what is.

As for the evidence presented for the defense: Doesn't Sparky jump out of helicopters and kill people for a living? He's obviously immune to any gayness that may or may not be present in Fresca.

Insolublog said...

Heh. Plenty of evidence now, that Fresca looks and sounds gay; a point I heartily concede. I'm waiting for the evidence that it makes the consumer turn gay. Hot Apple pie is full of fruit, yes as fruity as fruit can be. Chicken, well, looks pretty chicken like. Both are Monger-Horde favorites. No gay chickens running around in the Horde, last I checked.