Friday, September 22, 2006

Another Bubble Bursts

Much like the irrationally exuberant internet bubble, that began to burst in the waning years of his administration, Bill Clinton's carefully protected legacy bubble is beginning to burst. His desperation is beginning to show. In this latest video, up on Drudge, you can see the unhinged Bill Clinton that Dick Morris told us about. Finally, you get to see the fragile narcissist, completely engrossed in the struggle to keep the rotten fruit of his own administration from rolling through the soggy paper bag of his media apologists.

Sorry, Bill. You really are a loser. You really are a failure. You picked that mealy bruised apple, Sandy Berger. You picked that greasy black banana Madeline Albright, with that greasy black peel, Janet Reno. The fragrant moldy Jamie Gorelick worked under your watch. The bumbling secret fumbling squishy plum Bill Richardson worked for you. Les Aspin, who refused armor for our troops in Somalia, was your fermented grape.

President Bush and the American people had to clean up your sloppy, pathetic abject failure at an unnecessarily high premium. Live with your basket of produce, Bill. You shopped for it. You eat it buddy.



Speaking of dried up old bags of fruit. May the twelfth Imam arrive soon, to pluck out my eyes with a rusty tablespoon. Forget waterboarding torture. Wallpaper a few Gitmo cells with this gem, and a raging torrent of critical intelligence will issue forth.

16 comments:

fmragtops said...

Loved the Grinch allusion.

Insolublog the Omniscient, you are spot on as always sir. Keep speaking truth to cowards, and maybe someday they'll listen...Or you could just use waterboarding. Ve Heve Vays ov making you LISTEN!

Morris said...

One word on the last pic - Eeeewww!

Good to see the always so carefully presented Bill show a little of his true colours..

Insolublog said...

fm - She is also cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel, but you can only fit so much into a fruit basket ;)

morris - The last time I saw Clinton this emotional and indignant, he was denying his relationship with Monica. Methinks I smell a home run.

linda said...

Did his eyes turn red? So much for pointing that finger inward! I do believe they hit a nerve! That was fun watching even in my condition (Post eye surgery) and with s-l-o-w dial up! Hmmm, who was he saying he did a better job than?

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I love your descriptive analogies.
Great post, Insol.

Well, except for the picture at the end.

Blech!

Ssssteve said...

Ditto on the post and on that Ho bags picture, Eeeeewwwwwwww!

Insolublog said...

linda – My goodness. I hope your eye surgery was completely successful. Bill was in rare uncontrolled form.

CUG – Thanks. I know it's tough, but if we can endure it, so can those prisoners.

Ssssteve – Ditto on my reply to jimmyb. And I hope that 0.033mil trash bag she's wearing doesn't break. We are talking hazmat here.

linda said...

Hazmat--funny! Frankj did a hilarious post about Bill, too.

Not sure about my vision, yet. Have to go back in about 2 wks for more lazer. All the stuff that I hate to see on tv, I've now had up close and personal experience with--from having your eye forced open to having a shot under my eye! I'm alittle nervous about it!

Insolublog said...

linda - Ouch. I hope your eyesight is preserved in this process.

Wyatt Earp said...

I'm blind! I'M BLIND!!!

RT said...

Now I am completely grossed out and about to hurl.

Insolublog said...

I am beginning to think... Maybe I ought to take Babs off the blog.

fmragtops said...

Yeah, Insol cuz I'm getting nauseated and my head is pounding. At least post something else to bump the new Raid product down the page a bit. That mess is absolutely toxic!

Insolublog said...

I am proud of my fellow bloggers. They lasted most of the week with Babs' bags. If they can do it, the Gitmo prisoners can eat the same food our soldiers eat and put up with the discomfort of interrogation.

Morris said...

Yes, but Insol, I wonder how many of us were polite online (comparatively anyway..) but went off and prayed to the porcelain god afterwards?

Insolublog said...

Strain every nerve to gain your point.
-Cicero