Now, to be honest, after posting Bob Hope's timeless Ghost Breakers zombie parable on democrats and my recent kool-aide comment, I felt personally guilty about potentially berating him on this score. I was arguing the facts, however, against a wall of useless statistics that would make Gleeson's Autorantic Moonbat look like Ralph Waldo Emerson.
When exhausted, it is always entertaining and fun to just admit your guilt as a willing cog in the vast cruel right wing machine, with as much sarcastic zeal as you can muster.
I sent him a prototype of my new favorite VWRC recipe for mayhem. Here is the final product.
NeoCon Corporate Quiche
- Line a large disposable roasting pan with a thick layer of cheap pastry crust from WalMart. Make sure the crust is full of preservatives, hydrogenated fat, is past it's expiration date, uses only genetically modified wheat flour and has been fouled by rodents who left genetically modified droppings.
- Blend enough cute baby animals of every endangered variety in a 12qt gourmet Cuisineart, to fill the pan (Thanks Glenn).
- Season the endangered puree with a copious dose of MSG.
- Stoke your vast brick oven of evil, by shoveling in a generous portion of flaming social security checks, welfare checks, elderly medication, inner city schoolbooks and food stamps.
- Gently slide the pastry in the tempest for baking.
- While your vast right wing delicacy is bubbling away, carefully remove the tin-foil hat you used to receive your last satellite download from Limbaugh and Rove. You can always fashion a fresh one from the rest of the roll.
- Wrap the pie up with the foil, while being careful not to remove any of those conservative cooties. They will be given instructions for subsequent infiltration.
- Label your magnum opus as 'organic, vegetarian quiche'. Nobody will be able to tell, since it will taste like crap; just like real organic vegetarian quiche from the neighborhood natural health food coop.
I like to borrow a theme from HR Hadden of the movie Contact (modified for my own evil purposes of course):
In order to understand an evil conservative, you have to think like an evil conservative. An evil conservative intelligence is going to be more advanced. That means pure conservative evil operating at multiple levels, in multiple dimensions.It always feels good to confess.
P.S. Silently give Bush credit for the whole plan.