Take note of the war theme involved, where the primary source of little blue woe, are the bombs dropping from the skies.I am going to put on my premonition cap, and take a few guesses on what your frightened children will not see in the film:
- You will not see smurfs lying dead from nerve gas experiments.
- You will not see a bomb laden smurf dash into a crowded school and detonate himself.
- You will not see suicide smurfs fly planes into buildings containing other smurfs.
- Smurfette will not have her genitals mutilated by Papa Smurf.
- Smurfette will not be forced to wear a full body burqa, and be beaten by young male Smurfs wearing turbans, if she doesn't.
- Smurfs will not be lined up and have their limbs hacked off by tribal foes, for refusing to work as slaves in diamond mines.
- You will not see the starving parents of starving baby smurfs told they cannot grow or eat food because it's genetically modified.
- You will not see baby Smurfs dying of AIDS, because telling their AIDS infected parents to engage in abstention might send the wrong message to the western community, which believes in freedom of copulation with anything at any time.
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This is probably nothing more than the doped out dropouts at UNICEF getting baked one night and thinking of how cool it would be to mutilate smurfs, because they could. Their dopedout dropout supervisors probably laughed their wasted a$$es off when presented this obvious masterpiece.
It would be too much to their credit to assume they had the ability to think of propaganda that blurrs the line between right and wrong.
They are not even creative enough to think of a unique opening scene. I don't know what other material they aped from Michael Moore-on, but talk about pathetic.
Now that you have reminded me of UN incompetence a4g, I'm going to have to pull out that 'No Man's Land' DVD and watch it again.
UNICEF are assholes.
They even have a hidden pro-abortion agenda in which they use the procedure as a method of "family planning."
Also, they are Palestinian sympathisers. (Scoffs) Figures.
Once again: ASS-HOLES.
This smurfing it up is ridiculously one sided and biased, and more than a little sick.
Good to know, though.
One more reason to get the US out of the UN. Sick bastards.
Thanks for the heads up.
Uhhhggg! Idiots!
Damian G. - This doesn't surprise me in any way. Many of these international relief organizations are socialist hack hangouts, more interested in administrative political gravy than the meat and potatoes that would befall their beneficiaries.
Uber - Just like most left wing propaganda.
GunnNut - As I have said before, we need to follow that up with getting the UN out of the US. Let the Europeans host the UN bureaucratic banquet of criminal impotence.
CUG - Just sitting on the front line.
They're really getting smurfed the smurf up by those smurfing bombs.
I'm actually starting to like this cartoon. The smurfs were just too smug with their skipping and communal style living. Take that ya blue commies.
Classic scene from "Family Guy" -
Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!
You bet your Smurf it was!
Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette.
Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me.
Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?
Oh, yeah.
That's freakin' smurf!
You betcha.
I totally forgot about the classic Smurf dialogue. Had I remembered, I might have worked it into the post.
fitch - I'm sure they all smurfed their pants.
drogidy - Thanks for stopping by. Are you referring to UNICE (The European Socialist Union )? If so it would be appropriate.
DPT - They are from Belgium. What do you expect? Freedom loving capitalist libertarians? IMAO has some very funny stuff up now.
fmragtops - They are red little commies, but thanks to the MSM, if we made them red, they might come over to our red states, and demand welfare. They feel far more welcome in blue states, like the commiewealth of Massachusetts.
Wyatt - I have to start tapping into that series. I have seen several hilarious blog driven excerpts so far.
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