Sunday, October 16, 2005

The Way We Blur

This is for the noodle spine Republicans and their progressive counterparts, who think conservatives like myself will abandon our political authority and fall apart at the seams.

I bring back a fond Clinton melody from the past. We haven't forgotten a thing. Imagine this song being belted out, by the golden liberal pipes of Babs Streisand, to the tune 'The Way We Were'. This is a miniscule sample of all the skeletons shuffling around in the Clinton mortuary. If Hillary runs, DC will look like Romero's Night of the Living Dead.































linked over at Point Five.
humor, politics

18 comments:

Peakah said...

This is a work of art...

You keep outdoing yourself like this you're going to spontaneously combust! Nice work my friend!

GunnNutt said...

I..don't...know what to say. Are you sure you are NOT Karl Rove?

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Brilliant.

Bravo.

Difster said...

You've got to put together a GOP version of this.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

What a Renaissance man you're turning out to be Insolublog.

fmragtops said...

I thought it was brilliant. It might have been better if I had actually ever heard the song "The Way We Were."

Uber said...

This consistent underestimation works to our advantage in many instances, imo.

Your imaginative skill in summarizing, speaking thousands of words no doubt, is very impressive.

Fitch said...

I loved the part about funerals the best. You've outdone yourself again.

kateykakes said...

*Standing Ovation*

Outstanding!

Insolublog said...

Peakah - I was actually trying out this Adobe Indesign thing, on my Mac. It's similar to Powerpoint for the PC crowd (with better connection to all things Adobe). Anyway Thanks!

GunnNutt - It may appear that way. My secret is, instead of using kitchen tin foil for my dark Rovian satellite download hat, I use roof flashing and Diet Mountain Dew can aerials. This apparatus is engineered for solid robust military strength brainwashing.

CUG - My thanks as usual. Feed your cool dog more chicken for me.

Difster - I thought I already did. (Sort of)

DPT - You keep fooling me with lines like 'I like picture books'. Then you come up with a comment that reveals your sophistication.

fmragtops - If you have the stomach, you can probably listen to 30 free seconds on iTunes.

Uber - Am I revealing too much? I did forget 'Talk Radio' in the 'simple then' slide. I also wonder if the Ginsberg installation should have been included. ( Probably for the best, since Republicans are also to blame for that one. )

Fitch - Revisiting that one never bores me. It's as timeless as the three stooges.

KateyKakes - Thanks! Keep that cup steaming.

Wyatt Earp said...

That is damned funny, chief! You're like a talented version of Streisand.

Fitch said...

Wait, We're supposed to get a staellite download? Why wasn't I informed? Also, I like picture books too.

GunnNutt said...

Fitch and I need a schematic of the Rovian satellite download hat! Or at least the minion version.

Uber said...

Insolu- Nah, word from the big talking head is that we're still cool.

Just keep in mind that some of "them" actually understand picture books. Nothing that can't be cured with an abundance of complex verbosity or Homer Simpson quotes. *g*

Insolublog said...

Wyatt - Too bad I don't have Barbara's keen nose for news.

Fitch - You have to listen for the Gong. I'm getting ahead of myself. All will be clear in the next post.

GunnNutt - I would love to give it up. I need to check with my attorneys first. Leaking those schematics might trigger an indictment.

Uber - mmm. Picture books. Is there anything they can't do. (Wipe tear)

Morris said...

That's one of the most brilliantly funny things I've read in a while. Heaven help your US of A if those two get in power again. What a nightmare if she was President and he in power in the UN.

Insolublog said...

Morris- Thanks for the kind words. I hope it's sunny down under. It's miserable cold and rainy here in the Commiewealth of Mass.

Morris said...

Yes it's nice and sunny now for the most part. Aachoo! weather..
Another couple of months and we'll start suffering century heat.