Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Frankenly Speaking

Here is a classic joke about the American Tourister gorilla, trying to beat up a piece of luggage. Try as he might, he can't damage that rough and tough suitcase, built for people on the go.

Here you have a hairless ape, trying to make a joke about beating up somebody who disagrees with him.
Sorry, but no matter how hard he tries, he can't damage that rough and tough political philosophy, built by people in the know.

In the corrected words of one of your characters Al:

You are not good enough.

You are not smart enough.

And, gosh darn it, people think you are a simian, juvenile pervert who steals lollipops from the mouths of children.



Fitch said...

I'm dumb enough, I'm annoying enough, and gosh darn it people don't like me.

That's my version, but yours is probably better.


Uber said...

Yeah, I'm totally not seeing his having much of a political future. If he does he'll take them all down with him. That works too.

Peakah said...

Only in America can an empty headed unfunny whiny liberal moron get away with the idiotic rhetoric that lays his entire vacuous mindset out for all to see.

Isn't it beautiful? I love this country...

Awesome post Insol... (I have to make some sort of tag that automatically places "Awesome post Insol" at the end of every comment I leave here!)

Dr. Phat Tony said...

I see that Frankin seems to prefer the crane ick over other style's of kung fu.

Dr. Phat Tony said...

Damn my typos. It's kick not ick, wait on second thought crane ick is funny too.

Difster said...

It's not a crane kick, it's drunken monkey style. Unfortunately, he actually learned it from a drunken monkey, not a Kung Fu master.

Insolublog said...

Fitch - I like your version as well. I just had to work that Air America link in.

Uber - I don't see much of a political future for any ex-hippie.

Peakah - Only in America can we entertain ourselves with the theater of their self destruction.

DPT - Well, At least we know there is one major piece of bird anatomy involved.

Difster - He should have studied the sober monkey, featured above.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Simian, huh?
Dang, I just thought he was a loud-mouthed a%%hole.

Great post, Insol!

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