It breaks my heart that you Mr. President, are the the straw that did it. I relentlessly crave President Ronald Reagan.
UPDATE: The juicy debate over Miers is in the comments.
Mr. President, you made a vapid, limp wristed appointment to SCOTUS, just when we needed a powerful victory message. We are all supposed to think it was some sort of super-secret, pull-the-wool-over-the-liberal's eyes move. I don't buy it. I paid for red meat. I want a double portion, extra rare. As much as I relish the thrill of mystery and wonderment over Harriet Mier's philosophical and legal credentials, I would have preferred someone not so eagerly endorsed by the Trotsky committee. I oppose the Miers nomination.
Mr. President, you are presiding over a total failure to enforce immigration law and border security. Those are two violations of your constitutional oath of office. Illegal aliens are pouring over the border. You are doing nothing about it. Any number of terrorists could walk across that border with suitcases full of WMD. Your federal government thinks it is better to prosecute American citizens, seize their property, while you treat Vicente Fox to dinner at the White house. I hate that pompous turd Fox almost as much as I hate Kofi Annan and Jaques Chirac. Build a thirty foot concrete wall on the entire US perimeter. It is a project far less challenging than the Panama Canal or the Hoover Dam.
Mr. President, you are leaving our bank account open without accountability. You decided 40 billion dollars of debt relief to Africa was a great idea. Social Security payments may be offered to Mexican citizens; What are you doing about it? Unrestrained pork is bursting all over Washington faster than those juicy sausages on my gas grill. You did not bother asking us for our approval. Reagan was a big spender too, but he had direction and purpose. I hope and pray to see something soon. Who needs to worry about identity theft, when taxpayer theft is legal and easy. And when are the Iraqis going to pay that surgery bill for painful, rotten dictator extraction? We will take oil vouchers.
Mr. President, you practically french kissed the Clintons at their library dedication. You showered George Tenet with praise and a juicy pension, instead of having him arrested for gross negligence. Your dedicated hard working base do not like to openly see the kind of Washington back slapping, which exposes the DC political culture for the stupid game we all know it is. Many of us endured union fax bully's, tire slashing vandals, and eco-terrorist psycopaths, skilled in the art of weed killer lawn swastikas, for your re-election, mr. President. The former administration's gross inept failures facilitated the terrorist homicide of three thousand of your fellow citizens.
The well of my patience and RNC donations has run dry. I will not wait for the death of a thousand cuts. My vote will remain Republican, as long as the Democrats remain the greater of the two evils. If I donate anything, it will be toward strict conservatives, and conservative organizations. I am a conservative libertarian first, a Republican second.
The eagle has some hard news for you Mr. President.
Listen to him.
- The Washington Democrats are never going to like you.
- The MSM is never going to like you.
- The academic liberal elites are never going to like you.
- The European snobs are never going to like you.
Now that I have reminded myself, stop using the term 'bring them to justice' . It stinks. Use the term 'bring them to Jesus' instead. It will piss off the Atheists. Tell them you are sending out 50 caliber invitations to every unshaved rotten melon draped with a rag.
Do you want to keep your Sustaining Members? Start sustaining your members. We love the tax cuts. I know you guys like money. I might be able to offset those rocketing natural gas prices this winter, by burning RNC donor solicitations.
I feel enraged, disappointed, used and abused. Please RNC, help me get it 'back together' for 2006. Someone, anyone, give me a good compelling reason to withdraw this post.