Let's stick to a recent popular theme. The libs love to believe we are all fascist mind slaves to the evil Rove/Limbaugh conspiracy.
Who are we to argue?
My name is Isolukuta. I am the leader of the feeders of Rove.
You may notice those antennae sticking out of my neck. Those are the eyes and ears by which the mighty Rove sees through me.
They were given to me in the dim time, which was sometime between The great President Reagan and President Bush
It's hard to remember, since my tranquil life of fruit collection, listening to conservative talk radio and basking in immortal celibacy leaves me thinking of nothing else.
This is the evil lair of Master Rove. As you can see, he has been engaged in evil garage cleaning. Bring your tribute of Cuban cigars, filet mignons, lobster and single malt scotch. Throw them in the big mouth over there.
Alright forget all that.
Just ask your questions. The mighty Rove will not speak to you directly. He speaks only through me.
9 comments:
Just wondering if you're the grand Machiavellian master who is behind setting up the scenario to have Condoleeza Rice to run for president after her promotion to VP when Dick Cheney decides to step aside? If so, Kudos...
OH I'm thinking of a good one. You just wait...
Uber and Kate did the question thingy too.
Oh Isolukuta, give me guidance! What is the real reason Rove made W. nominate Miers?
And when will DPT look at my blogger profile and realize I'm not a guy?
Was I a pawn in some conspiracy to make the world think that Gunnnut was a man? Is it strange now that I think the advice I gave her "next time you see a man...hit him and take his girlfriend." not only appropriate but a little sexy too?
Weren't you supposed to tell us about the downloads? Something about waiting for the "gong" and constructing a receiver using "roof flashing and Diet Mountain Dew can aerials." I need to know, oh great Isolukuta.
Wasn't Clinton the 42nd President?
Insolukuty, oh evil and sapient one. ;) What is the best maniacal advice in reinvigorating the VRWC machine and what lefty fears shall we next exploit in combatting "the beast" in 08 should "it" indeed decide to run?
Also, I'm wondering what type of lotion, if any, you use in the evil hand rubbing needs dept. Oh, and do you put a little honey in your tea before or after bwahahahahahaing?
Thanks in advance.
May you live forever Isolukuta! I beesech you answer one question.
What body will next be possesed of the evil incarnate required to be the Overlord of the Federal Reserve?
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