Friday, August 12, 2005

Fortunes not won, but made

I always wondered what ever happened to Tony Robbins. It looks like he's found a new line of work.




Sigh. Fortune cookies are not what they used to be.


At least they are making sure we don't get caught with one of these, without the crucial instructions on how to use it. There's even an emergency number, in case you get confused.

7 comments:

Pebble said...

My yongest came home today and said she saw an Air Force recruiter. I cried for an hour, then talked w/a mom like friend for an hour. And am just now regaining my composure.
She would tell me this the very same day I find out another friends child died in Iraq, and my son just went back for his second tour. I guess I'd better "Buck Up"...

I think she wants to be close to her brother. They are only a year apart in age and she misses him.

So are we ranting about the sue happy society we live in? You really need detailed instructions, God fobid somebody injure themselves with a moist towelette! I can see the headlines now...

"Man wins 1.5 Million for the nasty rash he got using a moist towelette"

Dr. Phat Tony said...

I'm sure somwhere on it, it says for external use only.

Uber said...

pebble- Small consolation I'm sure, but at least the AF offers extra perks. *hugs*

Doc- Or "Not for consumption."

The sad thing is that someone, somewhere, needs those instructions.

Wyatt Earp said...

Moist towelettes; where would the Clinton White House be without them?

Insolublog said...

PebblePie - You think that's bad, just look at a hammer or a ladder these days. Damn slimeball lawyers. They abuse the laws, making our economy die the death of a thousand cuts. They run for office to make more flawed and perforated laws. Then they lobby for a seat on the SCOTUS. Dear lord, it's still several orders of magnitude better than anything else being offered up by humanity.

DPT/Uber - Is that why it tasted so sour instead of lemony fresh?

Wyatt - Have you identified what Sandy Burglar was stuffing in his trousers? Clinton's used towlettes?

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Don't forget "Do not use in eyes."

mensa B said...

Well, could've saved a lot of writing on that little towlette if Tony Robins would have expanded his fortune cookie venture.
"These towletts not coupled with action, never become bigger than the package they occupy." (* ,,,,*)