Today on CNN

Take note that most people read the title, the first few paragraphs and often the last paragraph of a news clip.

Autopsy: Toddler hit twice by LAPD

Opening:

A toddler girl suffered two gunshot wounds from Los Angeles police -- one of them blowing out most of her brain -- during officers' standoff with her father last month, an autopsy report concluded.

Forget the obvious title invective. You actually have to read far into the middle of story above, to find out the father was using his beautiful little girl as a human shield. He emptied his 9mm through the wall, at the police, wounding an officer.

Man holding daughter shot in apparent road rage

Opening:

A man lifting his infant daughter out of his car was killed in an apparent case of road rage by a motorist "who obviously exploded" and shot him four times at close range in front of dozens of witnesses, authorities said.

The last sentence standing by itself:

Police said Bishop has a valid handgun license.

We all know what the moonbats will say.

Fourteen Marines, civilian killed in bombing

Opening:

A roadside bomb blast killed 14 Marines and a civilian interpreter Wednesday as they rode in a vehicle near Haditha, Iraq, U.S. military officials said.

The whole story dances around the issue of responsibility.
Where the hell is the bad guy in this story? The bomb was not the evil force here.

Today's CNN summary conclusions:

• Cops, using guns, to protect themselves, are evil. Here we cite an example.
• Licensed citizens, owning guns, are evil. Here we cite an example.
• Bombs, killing marines, are evil. We will reserve our judgment on who was responsible for another time.

One of these subjects is not like the others. We can see quite the interesting play on grammar by the Communist News Network.