Unfortunately, they decided to leave out the rest of my recommendations:
- Put Moussaoui in prison for the "rest of his life".
- Hang him in his cell by thumbscrews or fishhooks through his finger nails, with his feet dangling through custom holes, cut through the top of a pet carrier full of hungry rats. (Thanks FIAR).
- Keep him alive by feeding him salty boiling
Maypopork chop puree (Thanks Wyatt) through a pastry bag cone plunged into the lesser of his two eye sockets. He will need the other one for step 9. - Take him on a glorious penthouse ride to the top of a brand new tower in New York, on the anniversary of September 11.
- Cordon off an appropriate street.
- Smash a Champagne bottle, filled with the finest jet fuel money can buy, over our hero's diseased coconut.
- Ignite him with a road flare, using his puny manhood as a fuse.
Push him over the balcony.Let the ensuing flames convince him to jump over the balcony.- Film his plummet to the ground, on pay-per-view. Donations go to the victims of the 911 disaster.
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Those are all great ideas, but I still feel like something even more inhumane would be in order. Throw a hungry rat into a chainmail bag, and tie it tight around his head. Eventually the rat will get out. That sort of thing.
Considered a carreer in the justice department?
Awesome Insol!! I would pay mightly to see that!!!
Three words: Pork Chop Dinners!
FIAR - I tried to work it in, but I was worried the rat might get burned, or poisoned by eating the slimy bastard.
DPT - Yes, but I am concerned that there would be too much temptation to bring government bureaucrats to justice, with so many nearby.
ssssteve - Maybe we can work in a frequent viewer patriot discount plan.
Wyatt - Suggestion noted and logged.
Don't forget, we all have to yell something like Jesus kicked Muhammed's @$$ or beat him with a cross, or somethingto poke fun at them saying Alahu Akhbar or whatever it is they say when they do their barbaric killings in the name of their *spit* religion *spit*.
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