Unfortunately, they decided to leave out the rest of my recommendations:
- Put Moussaoui in prison for the "rest of his life".
- Hang him in his cell by thumbscrews or fishhooks through his finger nails, with his feet dangling through custom holes, cut through the top of a pet carrier full of hungry rats. (Thanks FIAR).
- Keep him alive by feeding him salty boiling
Maypopork chop puree (Thanks Wyatt) through a pastry bag cone plunged into the lesser of his two eye sockets. He will need the other one for step 9.
- Take him on a glorious penthouse ride to the top of a brand new tower in New York, on the anniversary of September 11.
- Cordon off an appropriate street.
- Smash a Champagne bottle, filled with the finest jet fuel money can buy, over our hero's diseased coconut.
- Ignite him with a road flare, using his puny manhood as a fuse.
Push him over the balcony.Let the ensuing flames convince him to jump over the balcony.
- Film his plummet to the ground, on pay-per-view. Donations go to the victims of the 911 disaster.