Thursday, July 21, 2005

Saddam Complains

Saddam is upset that he is being denied access to his lawyer. We are sorry, Saddam, but conjugal visits with young males is strictly forbidden for security reasons.

3 comments:

Dr. Phat Tony said...

That would explain why his lawyer is dressed like a catholic school girl.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Boo - hoo!
Can we just execute him now?

Insolublog said...

If we kill him, we won't get to see him in edible panties and a dog collar. Hmm. Maybe it would be better to just kill him.